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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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