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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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