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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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