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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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