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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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