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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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