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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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