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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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