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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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