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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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