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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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