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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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