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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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