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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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