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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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