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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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