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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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