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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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