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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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