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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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