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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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