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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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