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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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