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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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