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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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