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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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