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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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