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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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