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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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