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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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