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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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