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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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