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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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