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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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