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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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