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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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