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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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