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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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