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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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