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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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