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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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