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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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