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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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