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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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