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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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