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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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