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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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