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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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