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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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