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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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