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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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