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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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