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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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