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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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